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# Date Item Map

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# Date   Q Original item Name and description
1 9 Jan '13   Quäckenbirdt "WHY DID THE SPY CROSS THE ROAD?"
"Because he was never really on your side."
9 Jan '13   Ghastly Gibus "HAT OF UNMISTAKABLE POVERTY AND DISFAVOR"
9 Jan '13   Sandman "Immobilized by the sight of my Balls"
9 Jan '13   World Traveler's Hat "Cap\'n Crunch"
"Your bones stay crunchy, even in milk!"
5 9 Jan '13   Baby Face's Blaster "Little Baby Butthurt"
"Keep whining, your pain only makes me... harder..better...faster...stronger..."
8 Jan '13   Gunboats "I MUST GO. MY PLANET NEEDS ME."
20 Nov '12   Invis Watch "Why did the Spy cross the road?"
"He was never really on your side."
19 Nov '12   Natascha "SLOW CHILDREN AHEAD"
19 Nov '12   Machina "Sorry, I meant to hit the guy behind you"
10 19 Nov '12   Big Chief "THE GREAT TRIBE LEADER, SPREAD EAGLE"
19 Nov '12   Brainiac Hairpiece "DIABEETUS"
19 Nov '12   Physician's Procedure Mask "The Intern's Panties"
19 Nov '12   Ebenezer "DECREASE THE SURPLUS POPULATION"
19 Nov '12   Something Special For Someone Special "You ever snort powdered lightning?"
15 19 Nov '12   Splendid Screen "FUCKING GET OUT OF MY WAY I NEED TO SHIT"
23 Sep '12   El Jefe "EL GRINGO"
1 Sep '12   Stickybomb Launcher "And... Boom goes the Dynamite"
1 Sep '12   Red-Tape Recorder "REVERSE ENGINEERING"
26 Aug '12   Short Circuit "DON'T TAZE ME BRO!"
20 24 Aug '12   Cozy Camper "$10 sack of Stupid shit"
24 Aug '12   Pyrovision Goggles "Aperture Science Acid Trip Simulator"
"Ze Goggles! They do something!"
24 Aug '12   Balloonicorn "BETA TWILIGHT SPARKLE"
24 Aug '12   Red-Tape Recorder "ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION"
24 Aug '12   Bird-Man of Aberdeen "gilbert gottfried"
25 24 Aug '12   Professor's Pineapple "Pinkie Pie's Jello Shots"
24 Aug '12   Fast Learner "The Learn Fastly"
24 Aug '12   Deus Specs "Vegeta's Repaired Super-Saiyan Scouter"
24 Aug '12   Front Runner "YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS"
1 Aug '12   Summer Shades "CSI: 2fort"
30 31 Jul '12   Eviction Notice "Toilet Paper Holders"
31 Jul '12   Pip-Boy "Game-Boy Color"
31 Jul '12   Rocket Jumper "I LOVE GETTING HIGH"
31 Jul '12   Chieftain's Challenge "BIG CHIEF SPREAD EAGLE"
31 Jul '12   Short Circuit "DON’T TAZE ME, BRO!"
35 31 Jul '12   Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker "Unusual Hustler's Horrific Ho Harvester"
31 Jul '12   Enforcer ".50 Caliber Asprin [Maximum Strength]"
31 Jul '12   Sticky Jumper "I want to get high."
31 Jul '12   Crit-a-Cola "Can of Whoop-Ass"
31 Jul '12   Force-a-Nature "FORCE-A-FAGGOTRY"
40 31 Jul '12   Hound Dog "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA"
"I SAY HEY! WHAT'S GOIN' ON?"

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# Date Original item Stats Name and description
1 10 Sep '12 Festive Scattergun Kills: 1,203 "Catastrophic Confetti Cannon"
1 Sep '12 Festive Rocket Launcher Kills: 515 -
1 Sep '12 Wrench Kills: 781 -
23 Aug '12 Eyelander Kills: 6,669 -
5 23 Aug '12 Syringe Gun Kills: 1,479 -
23 Aug '12 Soda Popper Kills: 1,464 -
23 Aug '12 Mantreads Kills: 857 -
23 Aug '12 Atomizer Kills: 289 -
23 Aug '12 Conniver's Kunai Kills: 69 -
10 23 Aug '12 Market Gardener Kills: 56 -
23 Aug '12 Equalizer Kills: 38 -
23 Aug '12 Big Earner Kills: 36 -
23 Aug '12 Diamondback Kills: 28 -
23 Aug '12 Scotsman's Skullcutter Kills: 28 -
15 23 Aug '12 Persian Persuader Kills: 24 -
23 Aug '12 Festive Sniper Rifle Kills: 16 "THERE WAS A BUG ON YOUR FACE"
23 Aug '12 Chargin' Targe Kills: 12 -
23 Aug '12 Spirit Of Giving Kills: 3 -
23 Aug '12 Quick-Fix Kills: 24,263 "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, SHOOT THEM"
20 23 Aug '12 Crusader's Crossbow Kills: 12,721 "Marvelous Methamphetamine"
23 Aug '12 Overdose Kills: 7,228 "Heath Ledger's Demise"
23 Aug '12 Gunslinger Kills: 6,899 "Metal Gear Solid: Sentry Eater"
23 Aug '12 Liberty Launcher Kills: 3,674 "Give me Liberty and I'll give you Death!"
23 Aug '12 Flame Thrower Kills: 3,601 "YOU ARE FIRED!"
25 23 Aug '12 Amputator Kills: 3,566 "LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE"
23 Aug '12 Back Scratcher Kills: 1,674 "I'M GOING TO RAKE YOU"
23 Aug '12 Shortstop Kills: 962 "The unknown lovechild of Natascha"
23 Aug '12 Black Box Kills: 925 "A Rocket a day keeps the Medic away"
23 Aug '12 Ambassador Kills: 827 "HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!"
30 23 Aug '12 Scotsman's Skullcutter Kills: 719 "Drunkard's Decapitator"
23 Aug '12 Fists Kills: 494 "The Ovary Obliterators"
23 Aug '12 Bottle Kills: 480 "Daddy's Secret Happy Juice"
23 Aug '12 Boston Basher Kills: 339 "Period on a Stick"
23 Aug '12 Killing Gloves of Boxing Kills: 282 "Gloves of Punching Aggressively"
35 23 Aug '12 Scottish Resistance Kills: 213 "ODOR SPICE PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-POWER!"
23 Aug '12 Jarate Kills: 206 "Australian Beer"
23 Aug '12 Flare Gun Kills: 177 "Aperture Science Tampon Cannon"
23 Aug '12 Bushwacka Kills: 148 "Why does it hurt when I pee?"
23 Aug '12 Sapper Kills: 109 "Hardcore_Gay_Furry_Porno_Virus.exe"
40 23 Aug '12 Medi Gun Kills: 15,774 "The Chubby Chaser"