| # |
Date |
|
Q |
Original item |
Name and description |
| 1 |
28 Feb '13 |
|
|
Conscientious Objector |
"Hans' Rage-Inducing Sign"
|
|
"Kids Raged: 9999"
|
|
7 Feb '13 |
|
|
Voodoo Juju |
-
|
|
"The lines are all imagined"
|
|
7 Feb '13 |
|
|
Killer Exclusive |
"Hans' breaking news"
|
|
"Extra! Extra! You're raffles are shit!"
|
|
7 Feb '13 |
|
|
Summer Shades |
"Hans' #SWAG machine"
|
|
"I forgot to turn off my swag and I woke up with Bitches"
|
| 5 |
7 Feb '13 |
|
|
Merc's Pride Scarf |
"Hans' Scarf of Pride"
|
|
"Because really, what else does he have?"
|
|
26 Aug '12 |
|
|
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker |
"Chaos!"
|
|
26 Aug '12 |
|
|
Flair! |
"Counterfeit Collection"
|
|
"An assortment of items that you'll never actually own."
|
|
26 Aug '12 |
|
|
Flair! |
"Depravity, Confusion, Hatred, Mistrust"
|
|
"♫ These are a few of my favorite things! ♬"
|
|
26 Aug '12 |
|
|
Photo Badge |
"Gentle Manne's Service Medal #1337"
|
|
"Homemade by one brave bootlegger whom stood up valiantly against the MPAA."
|
| 10 |
26 Aug '12 |
|
|
Ullapool Caber |
"KA BEWM LOL"
|
|
26 Aug '12 |
|
|
Bird-Man of Aberdeen |
"Misery"
|
|
"These are the hallmarks, these are the pillars..."
|
|
26 Aug '12 |
|
|
Lugermorph |
"Pre-War Luger"
|
|
"The Vintage, Original Luger. Perfect for slaying helpless civilians."
|
|
19 May '12 |
|
|
Master's Yellow Belt |
"4 strength 4 stam leather belt?"
|
|
"Aughh! Uhhhhh!"
|
|
30 Mar '12 |
|
|
Villain's Veil |
"Ghost's Mask"
|
|
"Let's do this!"
|
| 15 |
30 Mar '12 |
|
|
Desert Marauder |
"Ghost: Pro"
|
|
"Undetectable by Spy Planes"
|
|
27 Mar '12 |
|
|
Companion Cube Pin |
-
|
|
"After the testing you will be baked, and then there will be cake."
|
|
15 Mar '12 |
|
|
Foster's Facade |
"Black Mesa Hazardous Environment Mask"
|
|
15 Mar '12 |
|
|
Postal Pummeler |
"Aperture Science Portable Mail Box"
|
|
"Direct contact with the mail box-part of the device is strongly NOT recommended."
|
|
13 Mar '12 |
|
|
Blighted Beak |
"Steinman's Surgical Mask"
|
|
"That one, too fat! That one, too tall! That one, too symmetrical!"
|
| 20 |
13 Mar '12 |
|
|
Your Eternal Reward |
"Why did the spy cross the road?"
|
|
"He never really was on your side..."
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