| # |
Date |
|
Q |
Original item |
Name and description |
| 1 |
16 Dec '12 |
|
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Bottle |
"WinoBot"
|
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16 Dec '12 |
|
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Bat |
"Gutsy Bat"
|
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16 Dec '12 |
|
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Fire Axe |
"Axe me about Loom"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Kukri |
"Exsnagibur"
|
| 5 |
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Bonesaw |
"Sweet Georgia Brown"
|
|
"Fellas she can't crit, must be fellas that she ain't hit."
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
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Shovel |
-
|
|
"I shovel well. I shovel very well."
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Quäckenbirdt |
"A Quack in Time"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Sapper |
"I Shocked the Sheriff"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Invis Watch |
"The Inspector's Gadget"
|
| 10 |
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Knife |
"Man Opener"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Big Kill |
"The Gentleman Killer"
|
|
"Despite its name, it also kills commoners, riff-raff, hoodlums, and the Irish."
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Point and Shoot |
"Strange Magic"
|
|
"Sorcerer's Own Wizard Hat - Spells Cast: 31204"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Syringe Gun |
"Spritze Waffe"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Killer Exclusive |
"Here Is The News"
|
|
"Coming to you every hour, on the hour."
|
| 15 |
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Bonedolier |
"Yorick and Company"
|
|
"A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. His pals were okay too."
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Flame Thrower |
"Burning Down the House"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Rocket Launcher |
"Magic Missile"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
King of Scotland Cape |
"The Flyin' King"
|
|
"C- Fires rocket's guns. B- Turns rocket around. A- Orders large pepperoni pizza."
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Shotgun |
"Buckshotvik Revolution"
|
|
"Fun fact! The October Revolution actually happened in November!"
|
| 20 |
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Holy Mackerel |
"Pablo, Fish of Dreams"
|
|
"He reeks of your sister's vagina."
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Stockbroker's Scarf |
"Physicist's Lament"
|
|
"Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Kringle Collection |
"Ice Station Soldier"
|
|
"Remember the name - Your life may depend on it!"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
SMG |
"Snagger's Sidearm"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Sniper Rifle |
"Snagger Riffle"
|
| 25 |
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Swagman's Swatter |
"Snagman's Snagger"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Ol' Geezer |
"Jiggle Billy"
|
|
"Everybody likes t'jiggle!"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
U-clank-a |
"Hat of the Volga Boltmen"
|
|
"The 'Song of the Volga Boatmen' was really about fighting robots. Now you know."
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Triboniophorus Tyrannus |
"Charlie"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Conscientious Objector |
"Money Maker's Mutilator"
|
|
"Oi you! Shut your mouf and lookit my wod!"
|
| 30 |
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Dillinger's Duffel |
"Bag of Opportunity"
|
|
"I've got the looks, you've got the brains. Let's make lots of money."
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Disciplinary Action |
"The Major's Motivator"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Tavish DeGroot Experience |
"Boss Nigger"
|
|
"White man's fort... Black man's law!"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
All-Father |
"By Odin's Beard!"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Shotgun |
"Ol' Hank"
|
|
"If y'all got a problem, I reckon Ol' Hank can solve it."
|
| 35 |
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Medi Gun |
"You're my favorite deputy!"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Team Captain |
"Herr Kommandant"
|
|
"In honor of my grandfather, who died in Auschwitz. He fell off the watchtower."
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Gunslinger |
"Electronic Old Men"
|
|
"And their... flexibility."
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Shotgun |
"D-FENS Mechanism"
|
|
"I'm the bad guy...? How did that happen?"
|
|
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Maul |
"The Luddite 6400"
|
|
"The finest choice in mechanism dismantling this side of the Andromeda Galaxy!"
|
| 40 |
16 Dec '12 |
|
|
Scattergun |
"my ass"
|
|
"i poop on you kid."
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